Monday, June 26, 2006

Feeling unoriginal 

Can't think of anything better to blog about, so might as well do a survey!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

2. How much cash do you have on you?
In the 20 dolla range

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

4. Favorite planet?

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
12:51 - The Strokes

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Vintage Mickey Mouse

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Is "lazy slut" considered a label?

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm barefoot

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Moderately lit

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Asleep and probably dreaming of Michael Vartan

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Heh heh, cannot disclose

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
About 1 mile due South

16. What's a word that you say a lot?

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My mama

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Heh heh

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Only ephedrine alkaloids

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None since about 2002

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I think that 8 weeks in utero was a pretty good age

22. Your worst enemy?
Booze (but also my best friend)

23. What is your current desktop picture?
My co-owned kitten, Amelie

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Eat shit and die asshole

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Hmm, the ability to avoid all the dumbshits in traffic, or financial freedom? I would need more information. For example, is crashing a possibility? What would be my top speed? Would I be forced to grow extra appendages in order to facilitate flight?

26. Do you like someone?
Like as in "like like?" or just "like?" I would need to know before responding.

27. The last song you listened to?
Whatever shit Erica has up on her MySpace.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

I'm breaking up with you 

I've decided it's over. I spent all weekend with you and came to the conclusion that it's just not working out between the two of us. I know that we've been together for over 11 years now, but I just don't like who I am when I'm around you. Not only do you make me do obnxious things, but you also make me look bad. And the older I get, the more you make me want to throw up. We went to the Angel game on Thursday night and yeah, had a blast. But then I got home and you made me forget that my blinds were open when I was changing into my pajamas, and who knows which of my neighbors have probably seen me naked now. I spent all day Friday trying to get you out of my head and got nothing accomplished that day as a result. But stupid me decided to give you another chance on Friday night. I'm such an idiot. I had no idea you were going to make me piss in the parking lot at Knott's Berry Farm! Had I known that I would have kicked you to the curb a long time ago. But nooooooooo, I'm a glutton for punishment. It didn't help the situation when you made my friends turn the car high beams on me while I'm trying desperately to empty the tank and not get any on my leg. That's quite a task for a female you know. And like usual, I spent all day Saturday sleeping so I wouldn't have to think about you. However, I really hate myself for taking you back last night. I just wanted to have a nice evening celebrating Leonard's birthday. But because of you we had to leave early, AND I had to try my hardest to pretend that I hadn't been hanging out with you when I got back to my parents house (because they REALLY hate you.) In fact, you made me so sick that I had to spend 15 minutes in the bathroom where their kitten sleeps and vomit up all the evidence that we had been together. All while the kitten was climbing up my back and chewing on my hair. I will admit that there are some redeeming qualities about you. We do usually have a great time together, and you give me the confidence that I severely lack when you're not around. But I just can't do this anymore. I know we were supposed to hang out next weekend, but I'm going to have to think long and hard before I let you touch my lips again. Though I know you'll win me back. I've always found you pretty irresistable.

Where have all the bloggers gone? Long time passing 

It used to be that I could read a new post on just about any given day. Doesn't seem to be the case anymore. Now I think I'm lucky to get maybe one new post a month from people. Has blogging lost its popularity? I do admit though, I am guilty of the silent blog as well. But I miss reading about what goes on in people's lives, their thoughts and comments on different topics. I used to have a menagerie of blogs to read. Sadly now there's few, and even those are sparse at best. Is it a time issue? Are we all too busy to hop on and type away for 10 minutes? Or has everyone abandoned the blog in favor of podcasting? Come back bloggers, come back! And since I'm on the subject, where have all my commenters gone? Nobody seems to be showing the love anymore. (I'm sure Anonymous would be, but that bitch is blocked. Ha!)Is nobody reading my completely obnoxious and random thoughts anymore? If that's the case, maybe I should pack up my keyboard and revisit Dear Diary. I'll keep delivering the fluff to read if you kids keep reading it. Don't let my blog die of malnourishment!

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