Friday, September 23, 2005
Things that are the Devil
And when I say, "Devil" I'm referring to things that keep me(us) from being productive.
-Long naps. Number one on the Devil list. They get me every time. Never been able to power nap, only Devil nap.
-Vegas style computer solitaire
-Pornographic movies
-MySpace
-Zuma. Man, do I hate level four.
-Tivo. Definitely spawn of the devil.
-craigslist
-Hunting down people we know on Yahoo! Personals
-Bloggin. As you can see from my year and a half of posting
-"Ok, I'll go. But only for one drink." Yup, the Devil.
I'm know there's more but I need to get back to doing some of these devilish activities.
-Long naps. Number one on the Devil list. They get me every time. Never been able to power nap, only Devil nap.
-Vegas style computer solitaire
-Pornographic movies
-MySpace
-Zuma. Man, do I hate level four.
-Tivo. Definitely spawn of the devil.
-craigslist
-Hunting down people we know on Yahoo! Personals
-Bloggin. As you can see from my year and a half of posting
-"Ok, I'll go. But only for one drink." Yup, the Devil.
I'm know there's more but I need to get back to doing some of these devilish activities.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Rave: Safe plane landings
Most of you know I ain't a big fan of flying. Used to love it, but not the case anymore. Needless to say that when I entered the gym today and saw the newscast of the Jetblue plane circling, I was a tad freaked. After a quick prayer to Jesus and a 20 minute ride on the recumbent(sp?) bike, the plane landed safely and my foot stopped shaking. So tonight, it's raving on that Jetblue pilot. Man, is he a rockstar in my book. Tonight's episode of plane drama was certainly a step in the right direction for convincing me that all aircraft related dilemmas do not result in fatal crashes and was a win in the battle against jet plummeting nightmares.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
This is the South Park character I created for myself. I probably would have fit well in the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" episode. I'll probably create a nicer one of me later, but what fun is that?
Saturday, September 10, 2005
The 10 Spot
Warning: the following post contains material that may not be appropriate to those who wish to not read content involving my sex life. Reader discretion is advised.
Ok, so since the commencement of my sexual activity at age 22 (and to clarify, this refers to the actual act of intercourse - not bj's, not heavy petting, not dry humping), my "grand total" has continued to rise over the past 4 1/2 years. I always have said that we all get one freebie - that is, one person you just totally wish you hadn't slept with and therefore may reduce your grand total by one. But for all technical purposes, I'm using the truthful number - 9.
So the next one is 10, which isn't really that big of a deal, but I see it as the jump to double digits. I'll never be a single digit again, and it's a loooooong way to the next digit jump (and I'm pretty sure I won't make ever make it there. Unless of course, I'm that bitchslut, Anonymous). So i've got it in my head that I have to be really selective for the next contender. After discussing it with India, I've narrowed my criteria down to four categories of men. They will have to be one of these four things in order to pop my double digit virginity.
1) A celebrity or pro-athlete.
2) My boyfriend or someone I'm dating for a long time that I actually like.
3) Someone I've been obsessed with for awhile. For example, a married dude who gets divorced.
4) Extremely F'n HOT.
So those are the categories. Now, it's okay if I do repeat business with numbers 1-9. Although, only about half of those I would sleep with again. So start looking out for me, cause this girl needs some action in a major way.
Ok, so since the commencement of my sexual activity at age 22 (and to clarify, this refers to the actual act of intercourse - not bj's, not heavy petting, not dry humping), my "grand total" has continued to rise over the past 4 1/2 years. I always have said that we all get one freebie - that is, one person you just totally wish you hadn't slept with and therefore may reduce your grand total by one. But for all technical purposes, I'm using the truthful number - 9.
So the next one is 10, which isn't really that big of a deal, but I see it as the jump to double digits. I'll never be a single digit again, and it's a loooooong way to the next digit jump (and I'm pretty sure I won't make ever make it there. Unless of course, I'm that bitchslut, Anonymous). So i've got it in my head that I have to be really selective for the next contender. After discussing it with India, I've narrowed my criteria down to four categories of men. They will have to be one of these four things in order to pop my double digit virginity.
1) A celebrity or pro-athlete.
2) My boyfriend or someone I'm dating for a long time that I actually like.
3) Someone I've been obsessed with for awhile. For example, a married dude who gets divorced.
4) Extremely F'n HOT.
So those are the categories. Now, it's okay if I do repeat business with numbers 1-9. Although, only about half of those I would sleep with again. So start looking out for me, cause this girl needs some action in a major way.
