Friday, March 11, 2005
67.49.33.110
Ode To Anonymous - You chicken shit bitch
Those numbers in the title - that's your IP address. Of course, you probably already know what an IP address is considering you have a degree from the Sally Struthers School of Computers. So every time you called me a slut on the comments, you left that little baby behind. I bet you didn't think I was smart enough to look for something like that.
At first I didn't really care. But then you wouldn't let up. So I ran a trace on the address. It gave me your server information. That gave me a hint about who you were. However, it wasn't until my friend ran a more in depth trace and confirmed the originating city that I knew for sure it was you. And to be honest, it surprised me. I thought we were friends. I guess I was wrong. And so my "friend," this post goes out to you. Instead of confronting you to your face, I'm gonna do it your style - hiding behind a computer.
On being a slut....What can I say except it takes a slut to know a slut. Talk about hypocrisy. Yeah, I've sucked a lot of dicks. But I bet you've FUCKED ten times the number of knobs I've slobbed. In fact, we were at a party once tallying all the guys we've slept with - you couldn't even REMEMBER all the guys you'd nailed. And at least I can safely say I live without VD. Can't say the same about you, you slut.
On being big, fat and ugly.....Honey, you are no Kate Moss. The slut comments - that's one thing. But seriously, you know I've had issues with my weight - AS HAVE YOU!. Thus the reason you avoid sleeveless tops - to cover up those fatty arms of yours.
On wearing low cut tops.....Uhhh, yeah. To quote one of your posts, "cover up. nobody wants to see that shit." Well, apparently all the guys whose dicks I've sucked do. They don't, however, want to see those horrifically shaped jugs of yours. Ewwww.
So, Anonymous - you can see we have a lot in common. What we don't have is a friendship. Have a nice life, you cock fucking slut.
Those numbers in the title - that's your IP address. Of course, you probably already know what an IP address is considering you have a degree from the Sally Struthers School of Computers. So every time you called me a slut on the comments, you left that little baby behind. I bet you didn't think I was smart enough to look for something like that.
At first I didn't really care. But then you wouldn't let up. So I ran a trace on the address. It gave me your server information. That gave me a hint about who you were. However, it wasn't until my friend ran a more in depth trace and confirmed the originating city that I knew for sure it was you. And to be honest, it surprised me. I thought we were friends. I guess I was wrong. And so my "friend," this post goes out to you. Instead of confronting you to your face, I'm gonna do it your style - hiding behind a computer.
On being a slut....What can I say except it takes a slut to know a slut. Talk about hypocrisy. Yeah, I've sucked a lot of dicks. But I bet you've FUCKED ten times the number of knobs I've slobbed. In fact, we were at a party once tallying all the guys we've slept with - you couldn't even REMEMBER all the guys you'd nailed. And at least I can safely say I live without VD. Can't say the same about you, you slut.
On being big, fat and ugly.....Honey, you are no Kate Moss. The slut comments - that's one thing. But seriously, you know I've had issues with my weight - AS HAVE YOU!. Thus the reason you avoid sleeveless tops - to cover up those fatty arms of yours.
On wearing low cut tops.....Uhhh, yeah. To quote one of your posts, "cover up. nobody wants to see that shit." Well, apparently all the guys whose dicks I've sucked do. They don't, however, want to see those horrifically shaped jugs of yours. Ewwww.
So, Anonymous - you can see we have a lot in common. What we don't have is a friendship. Have a nice life, you cock fucking slut.
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