Crazy Cat Lady

Because of my now weekly Monday through Thursday absences from work, Fridays are going to be a little bit hectic. However, no matter how busy the Friday, there's always a little time for goofing off. Today's distraction was using Stacey Chung's necklace to predict how many kids we will have, and what the sexes will be. She dips the necklace into your palm then draws it up. If it goes in circles, it will be a girl. If it swings back and forth, it's a boy. She repeats this process until she draws the necklace and it stops. So Rebekah went first. Poor girl is going to be tired. The necklace circled first for her, which was appropriate because her first born was a girl (little Abagail Penland =). Then the necklace kept going and going. I think she wound up with four or five kids before she was done. So then I stepped up. Stacey pulled the necklace and it swung, so she declares, "first one's a boy." Then goes again and it stops dead. She seemed a little disappointed because I'm only going to have one child, and I was like "Honey, that first born boy is also going to be the last born because that little piggy was a mistake, and once he's out he's locking the door behind him. "

So there it is folks. Gymboree here I come.