Monday, February 16, 2004
I'll miss those bugged out blue eyes and chicken bone legs
Real World Trishelle - You so deserved to go home tonight. Here's why:
1. You annoy the hell out of me.
2. You pussed out on a pepper-eating contest. C'MON!!! It's not like it was pig nuts or a horse's bile duct. It was peppers, you pussy. You seem like you barely even tried.
3. You broke up with the Miz and then kissed five other guys the same day (Darrell: Not one, not two, not three, not four, FIVE)
4. You broke up with the Miz. Period. The Miz is awesome. You are not.
5. You got pissed at the Miz for talking to other girls, when YOU are the slut who broke up with him.
6. You told people on your team you were going to beat their ass, and then wondered why in the hell you were voted into the Inferno.
7. You tried to blame Coral for your stupidity.
8. Julie thinks you are cool, so that says something about your credibility.
9. You had sex with Steven which, the thought alone, makes me want to puke up my Lean Pocket.
10. Had you stayed in the camp you would have hooked up with every guy (and every willing girl) and spread your vile disease around.
So Real World Trishelle - Adieu, adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow. And praise Jesus I won't be seeing your face on a MTV promo tomorrow.
1. You annoy the hell out of me.
2. You pussed out on a pepper-eating contest. C'MON!!! It's not like it was pig nuts or a horse's bile duct. It was peppers, you pussy. You seem like you barely even tried.
3. You broke up with the Miz and then kissed five other guys the same day (Darrell: Not one, not two, not three, not four, FIVE)
4. You broke up with the Miz. Period. The Miz is awesome. You are not.
5. You got pissed at the Miz for talking to other girls, when YOU are the slut who broke up with him.
6. You told people on your team you were going to beat their ass, and then wondered why in the hell you were voted into the Inferno.
7. You tried to blame Coral for your stupidity.
8. Julie thinks you are cool, so that says something about your credibility.
9. You had sex with Steven which, the thought alone, makes me want to puke up my Lean Pocket.
10. Had you stayed in the camp you would have hooked up with every guy (and every willing girl) and spread your vile disease around.
So Real World Trishelle - Adieu, adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow. And praise Jesus I won't be seeing your face on a MTV promo tomorrow.
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